Thursday, October 26, 2006

Mitch Hedberg on Donuts

"I bought a doughnut from a store and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. Man, I'll just give you money, then you give me the doughnut. End of transaction.
We don't need to bring ink and paper into this.

I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend:

Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here. Oh wait, it's at home, in the file... under D... for doughnut."
reciept


Quote by Mitch Hedberg
Image by Rich Moore

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rich don't forget while after you eat your Doughnut (cuz they are very healthy for you)... You can go get a Diabetes and Cholesterol screening on the 27th!!! Meijer likes to keep people healthy so they buy their junk food. I love it!

Rich said...

I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't said anything. Maybe I should give Meijer credit for that ironic advertisment?

Anonymous said...

LoL I just thought it was really funny!

Anonymous said...

Damn, they trying to charge ya for the Donut, and the check up...

that is both cruel and unusual punishment.